Notes from a Pastry Shop

Pomme Sucre on calle Barquillo has some of the most beautifully subtle pastries in Madrid.  The layout of the shop, with its sleek, back-lit display cases lining the store’s interior, implies that it was intended to do nothing more than sell delicious sweets. Reality (as is often the case) tells a different story.  It seems that Pomme Sucre patrons did not want to -- could not -- wait to leave the shop before biting into their freshly baked croissant or caracol or napoleon, that they also wanted coffee to complement it, and to sit down.  For the shop looks as if the customers themselves simply dragged in tables and chairs off the street and put them unevenly into the corner of the shop.  The delightfully mismatched coffee cups and saucers, forks, and plates, only strengthen this theory.

Even if it was never intended to be a sit-down, eat-in shop, Pomme Sucre was always destined to become one.

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I found myself in this sweet sweet shop for my second coffee of the day – the first having been drunk in an unsatisfying environment and thus in need of a rewrite. I’m at a small table near the door, so not only is it impossible to open my newspaper in any kind of comfortable fashion, but I get the full distraction of people walking in and out of the shop.  No matter.  For this particular morning, this crowded spot – complete with a distinct electrical hum from the dessert display cases – is where my mind is at ease.

The table on my left is only slightly bigger than my own, yet holds one grandmother, two parents and two adult children – all dressed in perfected Sunday morning Madrileño attire.  (The grandmother’s chair – although rickety – is draped with a fur coat.) In the corner is a couple who are in the beauty of a morning that follows a night.  A young woman sits alone with a book directly in front of me.  I immediately like her though can’t understand how or why she insists on reading while a pan de chocolate sits untouched before her.

We are like birds on rocks along the coastline, and each time someone enters the shop they cast a furtive glance towards us to see if a table might be open.

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A man shuffles in. He’s frail, and walking with a cane.  He’s wearing a big black coat with a faux fur collar and his legs are skinny in green pants – green green: not the color of moss but of a new leaf.  One of the young girls behind the counter comes around to join him as he looks intently into the dessert cases.  She greets him in a comfortable, friendly way that implies routine and begins to describe each sugary offering as they slide down the length of the case together.

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I hadn’t noticed he’d left until the draft from the door opening makes me look up.  It’s a cold day in February and I see the back of his shaved head as he walks up to the counter.  I am reminded of the color grey. (But with an a: gray.)

He grabs hold of the cane he’d left at the counter while paying.  The girl smiles at him from her position with another customer as he turns and walks, once again, out of the shop. The pastry bag swings in his left hand and the cane in the other bangs on the glass door as he opens it to leave.

 Pomme Sucre Madrid, c/ Barquillo 49

Your Fortune Is in Another Cookie

The proper way – the only way – to eat a fortune cookie is to eat the cookie first, and then read the slip of paper. Otherwise, the fortune couldn’t possibly be true or come true.

How terrible when other people don't know this golden rule -- and to watch them happily tear into a cookie and read aloud Someone you know will give you money or True love is around the third corner or Something lost will turn up soon while the broken halves of the cookie lie on the place-mat alongside dirty chopsticks.  Or, worse yet, your dining companion eats the cookie and reads the fortune at the same time, crumbs tumbling out of his or her mouth along with the lucky phrase.

If a fortune is never to come true, does that mean that, in fact, it’s opposite will? These are dangerous times.

When faced with such an unaware dining companion, a person who does indeed understand fortune cookie etiquette has two options: sit quietly and let the other person mistakenly believe that Happy events will soon take place at home or 2) tell them the truth: that their good luck will not arrive because they rushed to read the fortune before eating the cookie.

This is the marshmallow test come to a Chinese restaurant near you.  But this time: eat the cookie first and delay the gratification of learning that Beauty surrounds you because you create it.

Is the fortune cookie the best part of the meal?  Possibly.  What is absolutely clear, though, is that it is an essential part of the meal.

There is a Chinese restaurant here in Madrid which is good enough for takeout.  Delivery isn’t quite their thing so if you want to eat Chinese food at home, you must walk to the restaurant on calle Horteleza, choose from the menu, and wait.  They always forget to include the fortune cookies with the takeout so this last visit, I checked the bags before leaving.   Nope, no shiny little wrappers filled with fortune cookies.  I’d have to ask for them:  ¿Podria tener las galletas de fortuna?

-- Que? -- Galletas de fortuna? -- COMO? -- Galletas? -- No. No entiendo. Lo siento. No entiendo.

At this point, the kind Spanish-speaking Chinese waiter didn’t seem to care any longer if I paid or not.  He wanted me out of there.   I tried one more time:

-- Perdona. Sabes galletas?  Fortune cookies?? Cuando las abres, hay una frase de suerte?

Blank stare.  I was getting nothing.  In fact I was being ushered out the door.  Quickly.

The next day at work, I relay the story to my colleague from China and ask What was up with that crazy waiter?  

But it was me, not him.  Apparently, fortune cookies are an American thing and the Chinese waiter honestly had no clue what I was going on about. I was the crazy one: demanding free cookies filled with fortune.

Homesick Foods

Despite the hilarious legitimacy of this Huffington Post article about Surviving Whole Foods, I love the place.  And since we don’t have the likes of it in Spain, every time I travel to the US, I must also make a trip to Whole Foods. Once inside, I am - mustbemustbe - selective.  Airlines have weight policies for luggage, after all, and so does my bank account.  The items that do make it into the shopping cart reveal my homesick foods, the likes of which are nowhere to be found in Madrid:

  • Peanut butter.  Good, old fashioned, organic stuff made from nothing but peanuts.  Spaniards don't pay much attention to peanut butter and, really, it's no wonder: the most available brand is Peter Pan peanut butter and it costs a small fortune at Cortes Inglés.
  • Maple Syrup. Once you are used to the taste of pure Maple Syrup, nothing compares – and it simply does not make sense to me to pour honey on my pancakes as is commonly done here in Spain, or caramel sauce, or even Aunt Jemima for that matter.
  • Toothpaste.  Like Crest?  Good luck to ya.  Outside of North America, it's a Colgate world.  But at Whole Foods, there is a whole other realm of toothpastes that taste like chomping on evergreens, delicious spindly branches and all.
  • Granola bars.  Cascadian Farms chocolate chip granola bars to be exact.
  • Spaghetti O’s and boxed Mac & Cheese.  No kidding.  I love this stuff and I miss it – but only Annie's Homegrown all-natural fare.
  • Cereal.  Nobody does breakfast cereal like the U.S. of A.  Rows upon rows upon rows in every grocery store.  Whole Foods happens to keep it good for you too.  (Sorry, Fruit Loops lovers.)
  • Tea. In Madrid, land of good coffee, there is a decent loose leaf franchise called the Tea Shop and entrepreneurs are popping up like Cómo Té Encuentras, from whom I bought delicious tea recently at Mercado la Buena Vida.  Yet, there is nothing quite like Whole Foods’ endless possibility of beautifully packaged teas.  How could anyone pass up The Republic of Tea's “Get Happy” or Steven Smith Teamaker's "Fez No. 39"?
  • Hot sauce and spices.  Only good can be said about Spanish food. But, let's be clear: nothing is spicy.  You will never reach for a glass of milk except for a hankering.  The Spanish palette just doesn't handle spicy food.  (Tip: don't give your Spanish teacher Altoids Curiously Strong Cinnamon Mints.)  And sure, some spices abound at their best in Spain (paprika, saffron, parsley) but others are frustrating to find. Thus, my JFK->MAD suitcase often includes a handle of hot sauces and good quality cayenne, turmeric, all-spice, cumin, and, clove.  (Vanilla and almond extract are also good buys.)

A most recent trip included Crushed Jalapeño Chili and Crushed Chipotle Chili.  Life was so incomplete before.  And these new chili flakes are particularly good on pan con tomate and tosta con aguacate – two things I could never leave Spain without.

So, if you're visiting Spain and can't quite figure out what to bring as a gift, try packing some of the above in your suitcase (throw in a bagel or egg and cheese sandwich if you're coming from NY?)  Surely you'll find a way to use that extra space when flying home from Spain...

Tale of Two Federal Cafés

There is this great coffee place in Barcelona called Federal Café.  Well, in truth it is a breakfast place that also serves lunch and smoothies – so it is an eating/coffee place.  If you want delicious coffee – and only coffee – in Barcelona, you should really go to Satan’s Corner, where you order at the window from the sidewalk and then drink your coffee elsewhere. Anyway, back to Federal.  Right off the bat, Federal Café got me very excited because it is run by Australians and the space is three floors – the third being a small, no-frills terrace – and they have green smoothies on the menu.  And breakfast quinoa. And baked eggs with all kinds of fixings.  And excellent coffee, including flat whites which are apparently becoming a thing, even in Spain.

There’s a nice big community table right on the main floor and all sorts of morning reading material – from El Pais to Wired (US edition!) – and the clientele is a mix: couples, small groups, and individuals with laptops.

Really, visiting Federal Café on carrer Parlament cemented that love feeling for Barcelona that I was (guiltily) harboring.  Guilty because Madrid is Madrid is my home is Madrid.

And so, what luck to discover that the guys behind Barcelona’s Federal have opened a duplicate in Madrid.  Arriving to the Madrid Federal Café on a rainy Sunday mid-morning was a happy occasion and the place was hopping.

  • Wooden and white, clean-line interior?  
  • International magazines?  
  • Big communal table surrounded by smaller tables; wide counters at the windows?  
  • More or less the same menu?  

But something was off.  The staff seemed unprepared for the number of people walking through the door.  And although they all seemed like very nice individuals, that unpreparedness made everything seem a bit hectic – so that the waiters and waitresses were rushing around like madmen – unable to see an arm raised in request or to make eye contact when delivering a dish.

And this hectic energy put me into a bit of a critical mood.  It felt like the wait for menus was too long, and so was the wait to order and then to receive food. The people at the neighboring table looked uncomfortable and that made me uncomfortable and then I became annoyed at them (perfectly nice strangers!) for making me uncomfortable; and the parents across the room weren’t doing anything to stop their toddler from running in between tables scream-crying.

Although the menu promised to afford me a similar experience as in Barcelona, the food fell flat – with baked eggs that were over- and under-cooked at the very same time.  If breakfast had been as delicious as I had anticipated, the bill would not have been worth batting an eye at.  But, oh, I batted at it.

Maybe it was the rain.  Maybe the rain drove more people than expected to try the newly opened café.  Maybe the rain made the environment just a tad gloomy and heavy.

The thing is… if I had never been to Federal Café in Barcelona, I would not have had all these ill feelings towards this one in Madrid.  In a café in Spain, it is not uncommon to wait for some time before a waiter takes your order and, sometimes – in all countries – the food does not live up to the menu or the restaurant’s interior design.

These two Federal Cafés are meant to be copies, however, and so it only makes sense to expect the very same quality in Madrid as in Barcelona.

More than likely, Madrid (i.e. , Madrid Federal Café) will find it's way.  So I will certainly give it another try.  Who can resist the allure of international reading material, breakfast quinoa, and flat whites?  But it might not be for a while, and my return will definitely have to coincide with a sunny day.

Sometimes the copies need just a bit more help than the originals.

 

Federal Café Barcelona: C/ Parlament 39

Federal Café Madrid: Pl. de las Comendadoras 9

The pleasure of vegetables

But you can eat around that, right? Vegetarians hear this a lot.  The first time I recall getting this question, it came from my well-meaning grandmother – who'd known I’d been a vegetarian for some years.  She'd made an egg casserole for Christmas breakfast – probably upon my request because the previous year’s had been de.lish.us.  So, skipping down the steps in full anticipation of CHRISTMAS BREAKFAST!, I heaped fluffy veggie eggs on my plate only to spot, fork midair, a new ingredient had been added to the slow-baked dish.

Ham.

Ham. Ham.  Disappointment snapped me from the high of already imagining the taste of breakfast to the cold reality of starting the holiday with a bagel.

Maybe my grandmother just wanted to stem my disappointment with the harmless suggestion: You can still eat it… just go around the little pieces of ham.  Right.  I'll just pick around those innocent little guys that had been cooking and infusing their juices (and admittedly deeper flavor) into the eggs.

Quite some time later, in Spain, I'm thankful for the vegetarian training I began that day.   In a country like Spain, one orders a salad, a plate of grilled mushrooms, a side of veggies and rice, maybe a fish dish.  What always finds its way into the mix, whether stated or otherwise?

Jamon.

Jamon. Jamon is everywhere in Spain (and surely adding flavor to already delicious dishes.)

The other day, over coffee, a friend excitedly recommended a vegetarian restaurant to me in Madrid.  You will love it.  It’s called myVeg.  Later, I found myself in the neighborhood of said restaurant.  It is indeed called myVeg.  And their tagline is el placer de las verduras  (the pleasure of vegetables.)

A look to the menu begins with thistle soup (strange but promising), moves onto salad options, fried artichokes with lemon sauce and parmesan.  I couldn’t believe my luck… until midway down the menu when the options took a turn to pulpo (octopus) and salmon tacos.  Okay, no problem, we’re in Spain. Fish is reasonable for a vegetarian restaurant.

But then, then came the increasingly dubious listings: spiced chicken, marinated steak, roast beef.  And callos.  Callos is tripe… as in stomach lining.  At a restaurant called myVeg.

Needles to say, I probably will have a meal at myVeg sometime.  Not only does the place look lovely, but where else can I try creamy thistle soup?  And anyone can join me, have a burger.

Maybe the Spaniards have the right idea about vegetarian restaurants after all.

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myVeg

Calle Valverde, 28 · Malasaña

91 531 17 02

reservas@myveg.com